thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: Narcissist chef Anthony Bourdain swung by the Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn over the weekend for a little Q&A — at which a little girl asked Bourdain how he’d cook a unicorn:

He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says.

Well, she asked. Not sure which is more creepy, though: Bourdain’s answer or a little girl who wants to cook a unicorn.
[blastr]
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roboticop:


close enough 
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laughingsquid:

I Love Animals
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float-on-okay:

why is this so funny?
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bonaventure-: ryan seacrest and his mother sit down to catch up and chat, laughing... ↘

bonaventure-:

ryan seacrest and his mother sit down to catch up and chat, laughing and reminiscing of better times. suddenly ryan seacrest’s mother looks off into the distance and says quietly “now ryan dear. i want to ask you something and no matter what your answer is i will love you regardless. ryan…..are…

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going through oooooold facebook wall posts on my phone
the ones from the beginning of freshman year were the best
because of introductions like this
(from a cross-cultural communications classmate)
oh, me
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knightking:

( someone has been on tumblr )
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wilbr:

What does it mean?

“ANY QUESTIONS?!”

mine: is herman cain’s campaign run by real people?

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The Kogod solution: School’s hard? Quit before you can’t.
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nevver:

Northface
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What's Your Number?
  • Dude: Well, I may not have been your first, but I could be your last.
  • Anna Faris: Why, are you gonna rape and kill me?
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