October 2011
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“Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn’t watching. He’s singing and...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via caffeineandnicotine)
so big brother is responsible for the intarwebz benevolent dictator indeed
September 2011
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“Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays because of God.”
– SOC Professor
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I'm Kyky: Marketing 101 →
imkyky:
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.” …
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“Everybody who writes is engaged in the remarkable enterprise of making...”
– Ben Yagoda, The Sound on the Page (via nickmiller)
ah, i forgot ben yagoda existed and that he teaches at my almost school and that he wrote If You Catch an Adjective, Kill It and that i enjoyed all of it
bonaventure-:
i dont know if pepper spray is that reliable i mean what if the guy whips out a 5 star meal from olive garden as soon as you spray him you just perfected for him a delicious entree
swot analysis
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“Make for yourself a world you can believe in.
It sounds simple, I know. But...”
– “If the Aging Magician Should Begin to Believe” - Jonathan Safran Foer
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exhale
me: how did i even get in this major
Andrew: it's okay
you aren't stuck
me: but i feel behind
oh well
Andrew: time will keep moving
and you will keep moving with it
and what happens between now and any other given point is exactly what had to happen, and there is no other way it could have happened.
because every particle has its velocity
and they will hold true to that and all the physical interactions that happen to them
no laws of physics willl be broken around you
so you should just relax
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well, looks like my superpower is
extraordinary luck finding vending machine snacks that can be shaken out of the coils
think of the fortune i’ll make investing those spared quarters
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georgialobbe asked: you are so incredibly fab and glam~ i am honored that you are following me~
Atlas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ed
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1. first world problems of the day / 2. what i...
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broke my new bluetooth headphones
went to update resume for first time using new OS, realized my favorite fonts were not included in the latest version of Microsoft Office
site from which i downloaded missing fonts required two captchas for each link. TWO.
roommate’s: had to walk to HR twice (missing appropriate ID first time) to do paperwork to be eligible to tutor privileged...
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Winston Churchill on Military Codenames →
youmightfindyourself:
1. Operations in which large numbers of men may lose their lives ought not to be described by code words which imply a boastful or overconfident sentiment… . They ought not to be names of a frivolous character… Names of living people–Ministers and Commanders–should be avoided… .
2. …the world is wide, and intelligent thought will readily supply an unlimited number of...
