“I wish I could set a wake up alarm on my microwave.” “You don’t have a regular alarm clock?” “I do, but the microwave is really loud. But I can only set the timer for up to nine hours.” Why don’t microwaves have fully functional clocks? Who decided that the timer needed to last even for nine hours? P.S. The microwave guy solved his problem...
Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest...– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
I always had the sense with her that she did not...
baitandswitch: Lorrie Moore A Gate at the Stairs
They taught fear and they withered the flowers. So that their flower should...– Chilam Balam
My sister’s boyfriend is a douchelord so I hit him.– Khloe Kardashian on how she ended up in anger management class. (via megansaturday)
When you die, and it really could be this afternoon, you will not be happy about...– Dave Eggers (via whats up stairs and jamesnord) (via gotsound) (via areminder) (via saimagery) (via unicornology) (via threeseptembersandajanuary) (via floatingclouds) (via happythings) (via poeticheartache) (via atomsandspace)
What is love? There is nothing in the world, neither man nor Devil nor any...– The Name of the Rose, Umberto Eco (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
thirteen through twenty (almost)
Day 13- Put your music player on shuffle, list the first 10 songs that come up Day 14- 10 most important people in your life Day 15 - 10 things that you could not live without: word games, water, pillows, hyperbole, dogs, solitude, lettuce, drinking straws, playgrounds, weapons Day 16 - 10 favorite websites: 27b/6, 4chan, IGN Pokemon Board, gamedesign.jp, Serebii.net, YesStyle, PopSeoul!, Random...
Sad to say, we view our efforts in addressing racism as something we do for...– Frances. E. Kendall, Understanding White Privilege