"I wish I could set a wake up alarm on my microwave."
"You don’t have a regular alarm clock?"
"I do, but the microwave is really loud. But I can only set the timer for up to nine hours."
Why don’t microwaves have fully functional clocks?
Who decided that the timer needed to last even for nine hours?
P.S. The microwave guy solved his problem by having his mom call him in the morning.