When is a door not a door?
When it’s a jar.
(401): Renamed my iPod as 'the titanic' so when I...
wumbologyy: (via callingtotheskies) Lmao.Clever.
I find that if things are two things at once, the bigger they are, the worse...– Seth Meyers (via cyborglovesong) (via fuckyeahsethmeyers)
YMFY: Do colleges redline Asian-Americans? →
SAT scores aren’t everything. But they can tell some fascinating stories. Take 1,623, for instance. That’s the average score of Asian-Americans, a group that Daniel Golden - editor at large of Bloomberg News and author of “The Price of Admission’’ - has labeled “The New Jews.’’ After all, much…
Les jeux olympiques d'hiver
The Greek athletes’ warm up suits look like the Seigaku uniform.
david bowie ghost stories
maryinstereo: A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and...
Your girlfriend looks like Jay Leno and my tits are way nicer than hers.– http://collegeacb.com/sb/AmericanUn/thread/179291
I'm a hero now.
Doyle: You're one of us.
Sylar: No I'm not. I'm a hero now.