February 2012
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this sounds vague enough to be true
Your rainbow is strongly shaded brown and indigo. What is says about you: You are a deep thinking person. You appreciate cities, technology, and other great things people have created. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections. Friends count on you for being honest and insightful. Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
what an ugly rainbow though
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(via http://www.myspace.com/video/271233202/maya-angelou-prank-show/108547537)
oh god, maya rudolph just blew zooey deschanel out of the water
“No, Brother West, it was an act of whimsy.”
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basketball
Me: why are all the NBA managers white?
Friend: slavery
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france: ten
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world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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france: hundred.
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rainbowinyoursky:
disappearinginthefade:
vegangirls:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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What's Your Number?
Dude: Well, I may not have been your first, but I could be your last.
Anna Faris: Why, are you gonna rape and kill me?
January 2012
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A thing may be morally neutral and yet the desire for that thing may be...
– C.S. Lewis, “The Inner Ring”
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fuckyeahelectronicmusic:
Jeesh - “Pure Etherium (Laputa:Castle in The Sky Remix)”
Download Here
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Why did I think it would be a good idea to watch...
so much emotional turmoil
and white people problems
sometimes i wanted to punch julia roberts in her cheekbones
her beautiful cheekbones
i think my problem is that people say, “saw movie X last night, it was so sad, i cried the whole time”
and i’m like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
and afterwards i’m like sad keanu
sadistic, sad keanu
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me: you look so dumb right now.... standing outside my house
mailman: uh this is my job
me: trying to apologize you're so ugly when you cry please
mailman: excuse me
me: but its over now go on and take a bow
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I know everyone knows House is based on Sherlock...
Been watching the BBC version of Sherlock, and in the Hounds of Baskerville episode, Cumberbatch’s Sherlock vehemently denies the possibility of a hound. Dog. Canis lupus familiaris.
Because it’s never lupus.
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not sure if tonight was good or bad
teased at work for fancying a coworker (+ amusing banter, - obnoxious childishness)
spent all the money I made (slow night) on food and alcohol that I promptly threw up (+ good company, - financial and nutritional losses)
ran into old friends and played pool (+ free pool and pretzels, no cons)
well, it’s snowing!