VERITASTY

"Last night it seemed as though my entire Twitter timeline was Ferguson, and my entire Facebook newsfeed was ice buckets."
— 1 month ago with 2 notes

rate-my-reptile:

thewhimsyturtle:

My First Birthday Party!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)

No birthday party would be complete without cake! Mommy made me a cake as big as me, with layers of strawberry, apple, carrot, red-leaf lettuce, dandelion greens, kale, and radicchio—all my favorites!! (She wanted to put a big dandie flower on top, but she could only find fluffy white dandelion seeds.) I was so excited that I forgot to swallow half the time!

ONE YEAR OF RADDIIICCHIO!!! next year will become the Crispy King and start a fastfood fine dynyng estabelshment 9.88/10 Serving esperical special: Heatfudge and Chlly peper!

(via avianawareness)

— 1 month ago with 1437 notes
Flappy Bird Think Pieces →

shortformblog:

In “honor” of the current obsession with Flappy Bird think pieces, I created a dedicated Tumblr to the topic. Thank me later. — Ernie @ SFB

— 7 months ago with 112 notes
amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

(Source: frankenthot, via maryjanehollandbitch)

— 7 months ago with 258840 notes
tealin:

It’s not a complete BC Ferries experience until you’ve seen a seagull trying to eat a starfish.

tealin:

It’s not a complete BC Ferries experience until you’ve seen a seagull trying to eat a starfish.

(via avianawareness)

— 7 months ago with 701 notes
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wittyandcharming:
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

(via bat-tastic)

— 10 months ago with 483674 notes